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'"But we’re never going to survive unless we get a little bit crazy"
-’Crazy’ Seal',
'"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."
-Helen Keller',
'"You think it’s a conspiracy by the networks to put bad shows on TV. But the shows are bad because that’s what people want. It’s not like Windows users don’t have any power; I think they are happy with Windows, and that’s an incredibly depressing thought..."
-Steve Jobs',
'"I’m drinking so much coffee lately that some mornings, I wake up in a fetal position outside of a Starbucks on the bad side of town with biscotti crumbs stuck to my beard."
-Gersh Kuntzman',
'"If you hurt me again, I will go. This isn’t a threat, but I thought you should know
’Cause your’re taking away, part of me, every day and it shows."
-Breathe, Randi Driscoll',
'"Do we put a light cloth over it and be very quiet? I felt like we should get a baby monitor or something."
-Andrea and David Zuschin "proud parents" of a new iMac.',
'"Don’t be afraid to be amazing."
-Andy Offut Irwin',
'"I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time."
-Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)',
'"Computer games don’t affect kids. I mean, if PacMan affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
-Dylan Davis',
'"I believe there’s nothing we can know, except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for people."
-Katharine Hepburn',
'"The More People I meet, the more I like Dogs."
-Name Witheld. If you want to know, email me.',
'In a recent survey, 5% of people said a tattoo makes them seem more intelligent.',
'"The curtain opens to a laughing child. With screaming lungs and dancing feet..."
-The Play, Randi Driscoll'
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